Apr 19
That feeling you get when you’re peeing after you’ve held it forever.
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Mar 27
Everybody has gorgeous colored eyes
And I’m here with my big ass brown eyes
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Mar 20
When my mom is cooking, i don’t help her.
I just go sit at the table like
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Mar 18
When your mom/dad are going food shopping & you tell them to get you your favorite thing to eat →
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
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